My dad just video called me to tell me there’s a massive sale in Hot Topic. He literally took me around the store to see if I was interested in anything. I obviously lost it in the Adventure Time section, I have to admit I was a little embarrassed to say I wanted the plushies but hey! PLUSHIES! CAPTAIN AMERICA TANK TOP! FIONA AND CAKE SOCKS! AMONG OTHER THINGS ASJKLDPSJF someone give this man a Daddy of the Year award.

My life.
Happy Wednesday everyone!

If you follow me in the other network of the socials you’re probably tired of this photo. I saw it a few hours ago outside my apartment building when going on my night run. Don’t know if it’s a legit Austin Mini Cooper or some type of copy of it but it was gorgeous. Tiny and white and classy. Dang. I will have you one day. Or just drive you don’t care.

Oh gawd, I found it on iTunes.
This is unreal.
There’s no stopping this.

Is it too late to say good morning?

Cold cold water bring me round.
Now my feet won’t touch the ground.

I’m a kid again.
When everything was perfect and nothing hurt.